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selected by Jeanne Rose
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Wanda Bodine
opened up a Smell Store last week. It's this little shop in the
mall where she sells stuff that emits aromas. Smelly oils,
smelly herbs, smelly candles, smelly dried-flower arrangements,
smelly clumps of pine bark you're supposed to stick on your desk
so that you'll feel better about yourself.
I didn't believe it when she first told
me about it. I had to go down to the mall to check it out for
myself. But here it was. "essences a la Bodine." And
right smack dab in the middle of the picture perfect window was
one of those fluffy baskets of every man's greatest nightmare.
I'm talking, of course, of po-purr-ee.
I can't spell it and I can't say it, but I know it's French and
it has way too many vowels in it. And basically what it looks
like is a big ole handful of weeds and sticks in a brown basket.
Women love to scatter this stuff all
over the house, like a Marine Corps obstacle course, until
everytime you take a bite out of a baloney sandwich, it tastes
like a perfumed cat.
But the place where Wanda is making the
really big bucks is soap and all the other stuff women think
they have to put on their faces after they use soap. The soaps
have names like Lavender Breeze and Herbal Oleander Oxen Juice
and Black Sea Wisteria Wonder, and they're these big hunky bars
that look like they were cut with a chain saw, and they cost,
like, nine bucks apiece.
-Joe Bob
Briggs, Drive In Movie Critic
San Francisco Chronicle, December 28, 1996
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SCENTS OF KINDNESS
- Robert Baron and other aroma researchers from the Rensselaer
Polytechnic Institution in Troy, NY found that the fragrances of
coffee and baking cookies made shoppers in an upstate New York
Mall more than twice as likely to help a stranger. They more
readily offered change for a dollar or helped a teenager pick up
pens they dropped compared to shoppers in unscented surroundings
who were matched for time of day, gender, and several other
considerations. The explanation was simple: good smells make
people feel better and thus more likely to help others.
-Associated
Press, 10/14/96
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SEDATIVE BATHING -
Controlled experiments done by the German company, Sebastian-Kneipp
Forschung in Bad Worishofen, showed the value of aromatherapy
for both relaxation and circulation. (Kneipp was famous for his
water cures.) Citronella (Cymbopogon nardus) added to
warm baths improved sleep and was sedative for both healthy
people and those with nervous of sleep disorders. Its sedative
effects were stronger than repeated oral doses of a hops extract
(Humulus lupulus). Essential oil of Lavender (Lavandula
sp.) created a sense of peace, although did not act as a
sedative. Juniper (Juniperus sp.) and Wintergreen (Gautheria
procumbens) essential oils increase circulation in
rheumatoid patients and also decreased pain. The researchers
concluded that these studies demonstrate "efficacy of
phytobalneologics. . ."
[Ed. Note., Wintergreen essential oil is so scarce, this study
may have actually used Birch oil (Betula sp.), which is commonly
labeled Wintergreen. The two have very similar chemistry, smell,
and use. And, how about "phytobalneologics." There's a
word to impress colleagues!]
-HealthInform
2(10), Nov. 18, 1996 From: Zeischrft fur Phytotherapie,
1996
The American Herb Association Vol. 12:4
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My assistant,
Kimberly told me a hot story about one of her first lessons in
the power of essential oils. After working a trade show in Las
Vegas and being on her feet all day, she remembered that one of
the properties of Peppermint oil was that it has a cooling
effect. While preparing to go walking around Las Vegas with her
co-workers, she applied 10 drops of Peppermint oil with 3 drops
of carrier oil to each foot thinking that it would cool
her tired, swollen feet. The cooling sensation of the Peppermint
felt absolutely wonderful - and as she started walking around
her feet felt increasingly warmer and warmer, until at last she
felt like she had hot coals in her shoes! She immediately ripped
off her shoes and socks and ran back to the hotel barefoot and
sweating profusely! What Kimberly did not know was that in
addition to having a cooling effect - Peppermint also has a
warming effect with increased circulation. Respect the oils!
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And now for
something entirely different, but not entirely unrelated! SMELLY
FEET AND A TROPICAL KILLER - "We are beginning to
understand how mosquitoes locate their meals", says
Clive Cookson in the Financial Times. Currently grappling
with the biochemistry of the numerous pyrethroids contained in PYRETHRUM
(Chrysanthemum cinerariaefoliium), for the specific
purpose of relieving your mosquito problems during the coming
summer, I was riveted.
Mosquito-borne malaria kills about two
million people a year, mainly in Africa, according to the World
Health Organization. As Mr. Cookson writes, ". . .It is
astonishing how little is known about what attracts mosquitoes
to people and what repels them, given the level of distress
caused by the insects." DEET (diethyltoluamide)
is the only synthetic chemical approved for sale as a mosquito
repellent, but it is a sticky oil and is liable to dissolve
plastic and synthetic fabrics. Although it has been around for
forty years, there are still doubts about the long-term safety
profile of Deet. It is absorbed through the skin and can have
neurological side-effects, especially when applied heavily to
children. We know that essential oils can repel mosquitoes,
perhaps because insects that feed on animal blood have evolved a
mechanism to avoid plants (an interesting theory). Although
essential oils do not work as well as Deet, they are far more
user-friendly.
Whilst living in the Tropics, often in
designated RED (maximum malaria danger) areas, I did notice that
certain individuals were more attractive to mosquitoes than
others. According to Gabriella Gibson of Imperial College's
biological research station at Silwood Park, Berkshire, people
give off an "odor plume" which mosquitoes can
detect at a distance of at least 20 metres downwind. At long
distance, it seems that CO2 is the main attractant. Closer up,
they are more interested in the victims body heat and
"sweat". It seems that they are particularly attracted
by smelly feet and so it is simply a matter of developing a
"smelly feet" fragrance and we shall be able to
lure them into a trap far from us. Amazing what these scientists
are working on!
--Essentially
Oils Ltd., Newsletter December 1996
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